The Smart Blonde

I LOVE THIS!!! Thanks Kristina


A

Mexican, an Arab, and a hot gorgeous blonde girl from Corpus

Christi ,

Texas , are in the same bar.

When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws

his glass in the air,

pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.

He says, 'In

Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with

the same

one twice.'

The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his

beer, throws it into

the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to

pieces. He

says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses

that we

don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'

The blonde

girl from Corpus Christi , Texas cool as a cucumber, picks

up her beer,

downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips

out her 45, and

shoots the Mexican an d the Arab. Catching her glass,

setting it on the bar,

and calling for a refill, she says,

'In Texas , we have so many

illegal immigrants that we don't have to

drink with the same ones

twice.'