I LOVE THIS!!! Thanks Kristina
Mexican, an Arab, and a hot gorgeous blonde girl from Corpus
Texas , are in the same bar.
When the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws
his glass in the air,
pulls out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In
Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we don't need to drink with
The Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks his
beer, throws it into
the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to
says, 'In the Arab World, we have so much sand to make glasses
don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
girl from cool as a cucumber, picks
up her beer,
downs it in one gulp, throws the glass into the air, whips
out her 45, and
shoots the Mexican an d the Arab. Catching her glass,
setting it on the bar,
and calling for a refill, she says,
'In Texas , we have so many
illegal immigrants that we don't have to
drink with the same ones
I won a No-billy prize! - *I walked into the school this afternoon and Cathy, one of the office ladies, told me that Billy had been picked up early...
21 hours ago