Sunday, March 22, 2009

Larry Wisdom

The Wisdom Of Larry the cable Guy......

1. A day without sunshine is like night.

2. On the other hand, you have different

3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on
the spot.

4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad

5. Remember, half the people you know are below

6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

7. Depression is merely anger without

8. The early bird may get the worm, but the
second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.

9. Support bacteria. They're the only culture
some people have.

10. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a
bad memory.

11. Change is inevitable, except from vending

12. If you think nobody cares, try missing a
couple of payments.

13. How many of you believe in psycho-kinesis?
Raise my hand.

14. OK, so what's the speed of dark?

15. When everything is coming your way, you're
in the wrong lane.

16. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness
pays off now.

17. How much deeper would the ocean be without

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get
sucked into jet engines.

19. What happens if you get scared half to
death, twice?

20. Why do psychics have to ask you your name?

21. Inside every older person is a younger
person wondering, 'What the heck happened?'

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck,
we would all fall off.

23. Light travels faster than sound.. That's why
some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates; it's
more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your butt

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