Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Flu Shot

The First Half of this makes sense, but I like the second half better.

Eat right!
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Make sure you get your daily dose of
fruits and veggies.

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Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

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Get plenty of exercise because
exercise helps build your immune system.

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Walk for at least an hour a day,

go for a swim,

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take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

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Wash your hands often.
If you can't wash them,
keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

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Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.

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Try to eliminate as much stress
from your life as you can.

Get plenty of rest.
OR
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Take the doctor's approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a shot,
what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol...
Why?
Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.
So.......
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I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona ....(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)
The way I see it...
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If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs
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My mother always said,
'A shot in the glass
is better than one in the ass!'


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Live Well - Laugh Often - Love Much

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