WARNING

Women
will understand this!
Men
should memorize it!

Every
woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do
is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy
guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of
every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant
other!

DANGEROUS		SAFER		SAFEST		ULTRA SAFE
What's for dinner?		Can I help you with dinner?		Where would you like to go for dinner?		Here, have some wine.
Are you wearing that?		Wow, you sure look good in brown!		WOW! Look at you!		Here, have some wine
What are you so worked up about?		Could we be overreacting?		Here's my paycheck.		Here, have some wine.
Should you be eating that?		You know, there are a lot of apples left.		Can I get you a piece of chocolate with that?		Here, have some wine.
What did you DO all day?		I hope you didn't over-do it today.		I've always loved you in that robe!		Here, have some wine.

Thirteen Things
PMS Stands For:

1.
Pass My Shotgun

2.
Psychotic Mo od Shift

3.
Perpetual Munching Spree

4.
Puffy Mid-Section

5.
People Make me Sick

6.
Provide Me with Sweets

7.
Pardon My Sobbing

8.
Pimples May Surface

9.
Pass My Sweat pants

10.
Pissy Mood Syndrome

11.
Plainly; Men Suck

12.
Pack My Stuff

and my favorite one:

13.
Potential Murder
Suspect

(PLEASE SAVE
ME!!!)

Forward
this information to all of your hormonal friends and those who
might need a good laugh...
and
men who need a warning.